Hairycles: Oh! Hello! Hello! Did not notice! So busy.
Player: How are you?
Hairycles: Me fine, me fine.
Player: ape people
Hairycles: We be kongra, sibang and merlkin. Strange hairless ape people live in city called Port Hope.
Hairycles: Me great wizard. Me great doctor of ape people. Me know many plants. Me old and me have seen many things.
Hairycles: City now our is. Chasing away evil snakemen.
Hairycles: You look for food and rest.
Hairycles: Me not help you can. Other apes would get mad at me.
Hairycles: Jungle is dangerous. Jungle also provides us food. Take care when in jungle and safe you be.
Hairycles: Kongra verry strong. Kongra verry angry verry fast. Take care when kongra comes. Better climb on highest tree.
Hairycles: Merlkin we are. Merlkin verry wise, merlkin learn many things quick. Teach other apes things a lot. Making heal and making magic.
Hairycles: These are dire times for our people. Problems plenty are in this times. But me people not grant trust easy. Are you willing to prove you friend of ape people?
Hairycles: Me is Hairycles.
Hairycles: Hairycles sad is now. But perhaps you will change mind one day.
Player: port hope
Hairycles: Strange hairless ape people there live. We go and get funny things from strange people.
Hairycles: Sibang verry fast and funny. Sibang good gather food. Sibang know jungle well.
Hairycles: Evil snakemen mean to apes and making them work and holding them captive since apes can think. But then Spartaky came.
Hairycles: He great ape was. He fled to jungle, taught other apes of snakemen secrets. Came back with other apes and together we chased snake people away. Made city our home.
Hairycles: Things not good now. Need helper to do mission for me people.
Hairycles: Me know Tibia is all we see.
Hairycles: You look to suns or moon and time you know.
Hairycles: We see many things and learning quick. Merlkin magic learn quick, quick. We just watch and learn. Sometimes we try and learn.