Bunny Bonecrusher: Address me properly, Masacre Knight!
Player: Hail general
Bunny Bonecrusher: Salutations, commoner Masacre Knigth!
Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen's army! You really should consider to join, sister.
Bunny Bonecrusher: HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE LEADER!
Bunny Bonecrusher: Queen Eloise is a fine leader for our fair town, indeed!
Bunny Bonecrusher: The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our city blends in with the nature surrounding it. Our druids take care of that.
Player: green ferrets
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they come a close second to elves.
Bunny Bonecrusher: They are our main magic support and play a major role in our battle tactics.
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our family has been serving the Carlin army since countless generations!
Bunny Bonecrusher: Join what?
Player: join army
Bunny Bonecrusher: Sorry, we don't recruit foreigners. Maybe you can join if you prove yourself in a mission for the queen.
Bunny Bonecrusher: K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are too easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.
Bunny Bonecrusher: Normally we don't assign missions to civilians but in this case I think we can make an exception. ...
I need a courier to deliver a parcel to the watchtower in Femor Hills. You think you can handle that?
Bunny Bonecrusher: Okay sweety, now you can prove of what cloth you are cut from! At the watchtower you will get a password so I will know if you just threw it away or actually delivered it. Here is the parcel. Take care!
Bunny Bonecrusher: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!